Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

I am in the military. Trained soldiers have a tough enough time mastering the use of this equipment. There is no need for the police to have this stuff, cops aren’t supposed to be soldiers.

If we’re going to libel/slander a Simmons can it be Gene? I hear he’s sexually attracted to llamas.

She looks like 80's Dee Snider.

I’m willing to bet Kanye doesn’t even know the date either.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

Word. Couldn’t they just have caught Optimus embezzling or writing racist posts about Dinobots on Facebook, and forced him to resign?

One of them to say ‘Crimea river’ then kick someone out of a helicopter/plane/off a cliff.

Charles Babbage in a mech. When he comes to town, your ass better be 404 not found.

Yeah but then how would I look like an utter twat?

As a recovered alcoholic I can say please get medical help if you stop drinking. I had to be hospitalized three days before going to rehab to prevent this. Don’t be ashamed, and don’t think you can automatically do it on your own.

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Thank you. I came here to say this. People keep asking for stories about real people that are inclusive. THIS IS A FUCKING REAL STORY THAT IS INCLUSIVE. SO REAL IN FACT THAT IT FUCKING HAPPENED. Unless white women now have to either date within their race or no one is allowed to tell true stories about interracial…

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

I agree but isn’t this particular movie a true story? I don’t think it belongs quite in the same category because it was Kumail’s real life experience with his current partner and not a fictional creation. Thoughts?