The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

The Spurs are great, but I’m on board with “getting angry at a ruler for being a foot long” as even better than the old “rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel”

I want to be the first to say that I appreciate the fit of your tank top, the slight crook of your backwards cap and how awesome it must be to be able to transport so many things in your cargo shorts.

Thanks, 1800’s gentleman with a long cane and pointy beard!

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Art Adams co-founded the X-Babies

Can I guess how many times you use the term "Social Justice Warrior" in a day? I'm taking 11, but in the triple digits if you're feeling internet chatty.

If you honestly have to ask, you probably won't acknowledge the answer but here it goes.

Because oftentimes dudes have so little respect for women that they won't back off unless they know there is another dude involved.

I think the most telling part of this study is that a lot of men, and not a small amount of women, will often engage in life threatening activities that have little or no measurable payoff. For instance, if you decide to climb Everest, well, good for you I guess, but if you die in the process, well, I'm not gonna get…

Teams will have a maximum of 2:30 to change pitchers, with the clock starting as soon as the reliever enters the playing field.

Wow, how blunt of her.

At pretty much every blogging job I've ever had, I've been told (by male managers) that it'd be a death sentence to moderate comments and block IP addresses, because it "shuts down discourse" and guts traffic. But no one's ever shown me any actual numbers that support that claim. Does anyone have any? Not that I think…

Your dad is a heap of shit, then.