I used it as an opportunity to make new friends:

Hard pass.

See you say that, but I said the same thing about Sandoval back in the day and well...

You really want to get up INTO the beard with the blood and then run your fingers through it pulling the blood throughout the beard to make sure you’re getting the blood all the way out to the ends.

Power suit armor after Labor Day? Very gauche.

Comanche Indian.

Still got that Teen Mom OG/2 demo locked down though so I think it’s gonna be ok.

I wasn’t super dialed into the NBA back in his heyday, but did people lose their damn minds about Williams and his flashiness and whatnot? Obviously the NBA doesn’t have the level of uptightness as MLB, but does basketball have “play the game the right way” old heads or is that just baseball?

Everyone knows punk rock Mohawk Storm is the best Storm all other Storms are left wanting.

This is all my bad for moving out of San Francisco I think I accidentally took all the magic with me sorry everyone.

Come on man 4 hits and 2 walks over 7 innings is the absolute definition of a quality start. Everyone loves quality starts. Definitely check out the Quality Start Hall Of Fame. I think it’s in Dublin, CA (Dublin, CA: if an indifferent shrug became a city).

Ugh, but the Spurs ARE the worst, but you’re right it’d be like getting angry at a ruler for being a foot long.

This is pretty obviously a viral marketing campaign for a Good Will Hunting sequel.

And Fraction donated all of his royalties/profits from that issue to Sandy relief efforts: http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&…

Backboard don’t lie.

I don’t even think that’s mugging. That’s just what his face looks like.

As of this writing, he has 36 different apps listed on his webpage...

Well there's what you say and what you don't say and what you say without saying it. You're a professional writer and obviously media savvy so I'm not telling you anything you don't know.

I think with this how-to guide (maybe calling it a manifesto is more accurate) you're casting a fairly wide net and failing to clearly differentiate between leaking and whistle blowing.

I don't want to be THAT guy, but please don't call it "San Fran."