The dog is not nameless. The dog's name is Walt.

I was gonna be all "wow he didn't throw any strikeouts out of the stretch."

And then I remembered oh yeah no one on base because it was a no hitter because I'm a professional sports watcher fan person.

I mean you ARE using the holes for ventilation... Ventilating the bear that is.

Hi Lindsey.

This guy gets it.

So petty. So true.

Schulman is my all time favorite. Perfect mix of crusty old school beat writer and new school tweeting.