Seriously great work, or as Trump would put it, those reporters are sleazy.

If her previous career was representing Republican politicians, she’s probably used to actually getting away with it.

Twenty years later and Ken Starr still hasn’t learned how to not be a gigantic fucknugget...that’s kind of impressive, honestly.

Starr: “I did not have email relations with that woman.”

This headline was written yesterday with only the Victim blank, yes?

Over the Patriots? You wouldn’t believe how OK I am with that.

As my dad said about the 2001 series: if we root for the Yankees, the terrorists will have won.

Gilbert sounds like the type of guy who leaves out poop dollars for you to pick up.

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

I’ll give you the weird oompaloompa looking orange cat. I’ll even give you his friend Checkerjacket Stripeyshirt - but you leave Warren Buffet alone - he’s a national treasure.

Can we get a Deadspin expose done on the terrifying, subhuman creatures who are the people with NBA sideline seats?

Actually “Lebron James” is named right there in the title of the post.

Jesus Christ, now there are comment truthers? SOO is enormous, and all of you outside QLD/NSW know it. As a neutral Yank who grew up over there, very little captures the attention of most Aussies the way SOO does.

To clarify, this was not an NRL match (although you are correct that he plays for the Broncos)...this was Game 1 of the State of Origin annual rugby league series between players hailing from Queensland and those hailing from NSW.

Totally agree....Green needs a big fat dose of his own ball busting medicine and I hope if...or more like when...this series he brings that leg up....one of the Cavs will be there to break it. Hopefully one of our dispensable ones that can be ejected with no effect on the game. Yeah..I said it.

What’s more fun that a 6'10" quasi-fatty who jacks it every time he touches it.

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

You're late. Show some hustle next time.

“Our”, “us”, “we”. Classic.