Goodell is not the problem. He acts on behalf of the franchise owners. He is the Smithers to their Burns.

If you're not a Patriots' fan, you could root for Goodell's and Brady's cars to have a head-on collision on their way to the Circuit Court hearing.

No way, man. 8th grade science shows there was no deflation initiated. Why should he sit out just so Goodell can get a power-erection? This isn’t about football PSI any more, it’s about Goodell trying to aggregate all league power to himself and wield it as capriciously as possible.

(Donald Trump is going to appoint a left-wing, pro-union justice?

I gotta say I’m okay with that)

“The _____ has done stupider shit than this” is not a proper litmus test for anything.

The Patriots should cut Brady. He’s becoming a distraction.

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How is it possible for me to simultaneously be completely sick of this whole fiasco and also root for it to continue forever? These are annoying/amazing times we live in.

I’m cheering for this to happen and then, regardless of result, I want the Supreme Court to take it up. And then I hope they deadlock and their ruling is otherwise completely unclear. I want this to last longer than the BP litigation.

Fun fact: Tom Coughlin would be the second youngest person on the Supreme Court.

Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

I was surprised there wasn’t some sort of waiver to sign for linking it.

Nailed to the Crossing Pattern: How to Cope with Turfing the Intermediate Throws of Life

Short answer: Higher burden of proof for criminal charges. Longer answer: The SEC enforces civil violations; it’s up to the US Attorneys Office to determine whether to pursue criminal charges. The two frequently work in tandem, with the SEC conducting the investigation and then turning its findings over to the US…

3. Change our team name.

1. Change things.

Timber Gobblers

I thought that was a euphemism for a male prostitute in Canada.

He should get extra fines for counteracting the badassness of that punch with that silly ass glove slap at the end.