Dude, they have French people do your laundry. That’s gonna cost.

Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.

I deserve that.

It’s not what Spurs needed. Spurs needed to show the backbone and fortitude to continue on a title challenge and they flopped at Stamford Bridge. They completely gave up on the season after the 2-2 draw.

Like just about everyone else who had an assumed position in the table, they coasted to the finish. 10-Men Newcastle…

Red Sox fans turned a perfectly good anti-Yankees moment and turned it into a pro-Boston moment, ruining it for everyone else.

Deadspin’s whole schtick is about being one giant prickly asshole so of course you have a problem with someone else who is.

That wasn’t his first...

It was a semi-joke by the station and completely inline with their rapport. She wore the sweater for a minute or two and then took it off for the rest of her segments.

PASTA SALAD AHEAD OF POTATO SALAD WHAT ARE YOU INSANE THIS IS BBQ WE’RE TALKING ABOUT NOT SOME INA GARTEN CLAMBAKE

Its so good when it hits my lips....

So she ate a burrito at Chipotle, big deal.

Jeez. It’s a good thing I wrote “Nevada” and not “Las Vegas”, isn’t it?

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

I think the Smirnoff formulation would go:

My worldview is shaken to its core.

This is a disgrace. A bunch of sweaty, jacked-up men running around Vegas, rippling muscles barely contained by their tight uniforms?

You can’t feel your legs. You can’t feel your arms. And you can’t really respond. You don’t really know what’s going to happen in the next couple of seconds. You don’t know if you’re going to black out.

I thought Deadspin would be a safe space from hot takes.

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

Van Gaal’s park the bus strategy fails again.