This is what it looks like to have improperly trained officers handling a situation like this.

Damn, I hope it takes six cops to take me down when im 50.

I can’t imagine Bellichick uttering a draft pick’s name or acknowledging their existence, so no, not like this.

Why not just get Pullman Lynch instead? It’s not like anyone can even keep straight which is which.

More likely: the Cowboys front office has gone full Costanza on JJ and will actively sabotage any attempt to draft the QB he wants.

HAHA, that’s what Airbnb is for, you fucking nerds.

Boys, when soliciting, it is more appropriate to use questions rather than statements. “Are you a faggot?” “Do you suck cock?” “How much does it cost?”

Scouting report: great leverage, huge hands, needs to be more comfortable in his backpedal

Documented shit-eating:

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

team after team passing because weed is bad.

Maybe teams passed on him not because of the drugs, but because he has a mysterious figure following him around trying to sabotage his career. That’s certainly a “distraction” if there ever was one.

Now you’re just being preposterous. Nobody cares what Mel Kiper thinks.

“So he’s now a homeless unemployed college dropout”

This pink bracelet cures cancer. But you can only wear it for one month. It’s very powerful.

“Are you now or have you ever been a member of the New England Patriots?"

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

This is the same tweet LaRoche sent out 162 times in 2015.

Chip Kelly is still screwing the Eagles over and he’s not even there. My team just had to have him, I weep for my 49ers.

Anyone who says “just get over it” needs to get a fucking grip and listen to the pain and torture the families have gone through at the hands of everyone who wanted to slate them and shift blame onto the fans.