I say this as the daughter of a scouser, and whose family has been affected (my uncle was there and survived) -

Just mad because she has a ring and he doesn’t.

Jason Pierre Paul was on Tinder, but he was having too much trouble swiping.

Samer’s Pickup Line

As true as it was then, as it is now. Fuck The Sun.

So Leicester leads wire to wire, plays beautiful soccer the entire time, post several impressive performances along the way, win the league easily without even much drama down the stretch, and they’re STILL “lucky?”

Let’s be fair. The Warriors have lost 9 regular season games this year, too.

“Presumptive Republican Party Presidential Nominee Supports Organized Labor, Opposes Employer-Friendly Binding Arbitration”

We all know Trump would have a litmus test for Supreme Court nominees, what we didn’t know was the test was going to be “will you overturn the Brady suspension?”

I’d say Donald should stick to politics, but that’s about the last thing I want.

Whoever submitted “Politically Correct Elementary School #1" is an idiot. Everyone knows that a true Politically Correct School would never be #1 because all schools are just as good as they are.

Robert Kraft isn’t gonna petition the Supreme Court over a guy missing 4 throwy-catchy games.

One could even say that the suspension was re-inflated.

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Have we learned nothing? Who are the people of Austin to make this decision? You call the school what he WANTS TO BE CALLED.

Is that because the kids go to concentration camps?

That’s actually the title of a Ted Cruz biography.

Johnny Manziel was ruined before he was ever drafted. The draft only served to speed up the process of his trip to the bottom. And the Browns continued existence at the bottom.

It’s highly correlated with people that need to email into a website to complain.