Neither are they.

Increasing my groups of friends increases the amount of date nights I have to go on and decreases the amount of time I have to relax. I respect that you have a different opinion, but you are an enabler and should be locked in a garage.

A joint bachelor/bachelorette party is really just the reception without the rest of the wedding invitees.

The case against it, every one of my wife’s friends.

Declining to comment about something on the record is very different than not talking to a reporter about that something.

If it’s not in poor taste, it doesn’t belong here.

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

Hang in there Josh, it took Harriet Tubman over a century to garner that many greenbacks.

Drew’s “The Convert.” (Clue: ALL CAPS)

Makes sense why he kept shouting “hit the showers”

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Looks like it’s signed by some guy named “Master Race.”

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”

Let’s not all forget that this was an official Simon Pagenaud t-shirt from a few years ago.

Trump: [consistently wrong footed]

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.

Make America 8-8 again

Substitute Leonardo Ulloa converted the spot kick and Leicester earned what could be a crucial point for their title defense.