There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s own sanity in the face of coaching challenges that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Harbaugh was crazy and could be paid off. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy…

Louis Murphy tried auditioning for The Hangover IV, but instead got a role in Night at the Museum IV.

“And now, on All Takes Matter, we welcome our friend, Rick Reilly, to give us the world according to motorboaters”.

Not the first time they brought Viking clap to the European mainland.

How many players there actually write their own pieces? I have no idea, but I’ve always been concerned that it is simply a site where agents and PR flacks go to work for their clients. (Not that ESPN etc automatically deserve more credibility, but I’m particularly wary about believing what I read at the Jetes Gazette)

Thanks, Russell.

He also gave Rooney an ultimatum. Goals or GTFO, you midfield poseur.

Who named that bald eagle Chinook? Why doesn’t he get a real American name? Sad!

Given it’s Woodward, he’ll surely find a way to screw up that transfer too.

90% of Deadspin commenters have become what they hate in Cardinals fan.

Iceland’s television provider created a new channel specifically devoted to Iceland’s matches in this first ever major international tournament of theirs.

I guess in the end A-Rod found more appealing the idea of being paid 250mm to jerk off the Yankees.

Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

I guess we should be grateful he was only told he had a shit-eating grin, and not to go eat a bag of salted dicks.

I perceived it as deliberate provocation

Has to be the Cardinals. As best I can tell from Deadspin’s dedicated coverage, no team loses as often as they do.

#ICELANDSMITES

There’s a few more sides than that - Spain, Italy, France for example.

“when you get to the late stages of a major international tournament, the U.S. are vast underdogs”

It would be a great experiment to see how long it took him to master the game. I have no doubt he could... but not instantly. The best rugby league players, when they transition to rugby union, take around 2 years to find their feet. And those two sports are very similar.