Nah. Rugby’s rules are pretty complicated, and you need a broad set of skills to be good.

If you flip 911 upside down, you get 116. So Seattle basically invited disaster in the post-season.

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Ryan Grigson will trade you for any of these options

He’s not part of the Death Squad, but how much was Andrew Bogut missed?

In Russia, 1+

This is why it’s the iconic moment - you’re going to have to live with that moment forever. Just as Pats fans have to live with the memory of Rodney Harrison, in perfect position, being unable to break-up the helmet-catch.

Dez Bryant’s no-catch made me very happy.

The Block was kinda like the equivalent of the helmet-catch. It was the moment, an almost unthinkable play, when the perfect season got wrecked.

Those are the West’s allies in the Ukraine.

The list is incomplete.

Rooney’s fine roaming around midfield, passing the ball about. He’s probably England’s best distributor. The issue is, he’s never been a midfielder, and he will at some point give the ball away in a dangerous position.

Yup. Hart aside, the defense is ok, and Dier is the right guy to be holding, but after that, it’s a mess.

Poor France.

Sure it’s a strange coincidence that the van looks just like a fucking closet.

The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson

Haters gonna get sued by a limp-dicked lawyer.

Can’t wait to see what the haters have to say about this meme.

Nah, you looking at it all wrong. All those jobs are a shitty in their own way, but how many people can you picture being a successful doormat salesman? Really throwing their all into convincing you to buy this state-of-the-art foot-wiper thingy?

Doormat salesman. Every time.