Not the first time a German has decided to lay his hands on the nether lands. Or as we call them now, the Löw countries.

On Monday’s premiere, the takes weren’t hot.

European fans, ranked:

To be a little fair, not all of them deserved it. But a good 50% of them wanted some biffo, and another 49% were asking for it.

This is going to be fun. The one thing you know with Russia is that they will accept this ruling gracefully and not threaten retaliation.

“Resembles an stringy mass of nasty yellow cotton candy”

Did anyone mention that the next World Cup host is Russia?

That’s ok, it’s the high quality kinja we all appreciate.

Well here’s the thing - they have to argue they are part of a larger gambling market. Otherwise they’ve got nothing to show the DoJ.

They have each spent hundreds of millions of dollars on advertising in an attempt to outdo each other

That or Golden State have taken advantage of nut-busters being under-drafted. #Moneyballs

The math checks out, though. It’s the same cost-benefit calculation underpinning, for example, the muggings dished out on virtually every down by the Seattle Seahawks’ defensive backs.

Fuck hulk hogan, fuck peter thiel, and fuck anyone who cheered them on.

Gonna make Simmons look like Plato.

That’s takist

If all takes matter, does that mean any dipshit can have a teevee show?

If the eagle wants to be Top Gun, then goose must die.

A day in the life of Johnny Foot-the-bill

Realistically? Honestly? Probably a lot.

Yup to that.