You think you got me good, but... Are you sure that none of her 30 supplements was not, literally, shit?

As I read it, the tribunal accepted her argument that she didn’t know meldonium was prohibited, so ruled inadvertent doping. (On the other side of the table, the ITF was arguing she had doped deliberately)

WADA has admitted they don’t know how long meldonium remains in an athlete’s system, and there may even be questions as to how performance enhancing it really is. WADA stuck it on the prohibited list because they refused to accept that a medicine specifically to treat a heart condition should be so widely used by,…

I agree - but it is still the highest sanction tennis could hand down.

Sorry, I should have been clearer.

The contract value of a player who hits a walk-off dinger against the Cards is Mike Trout x25.

She’ll surely appeal to CAS.

So he raised his game in time for a Cardinals series? That’s the height of professionalism.

But he single-handedly finished off the Cards yesterday. What more can a man do to earn your respect?

“he just happened not to suck at precisely the right time”

He hit a walk-off homer against the Cards. No other facts are relevant.

Last week on Deadspin:

Yesterday, Magary wondered by baseball players wear hats. This brawl gave us the answer.

Genius.

I just posted the following tweet suggestions on the other thread:

Good job, hacker dude.

masshole > asshole

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

He quit a Wimbledon semifinal too.

1) How willing would you be to bet against Federer in a one-off match against Murray? Murray will be favorite, but it’s no gimme.