You see this same article written before every major soccer tournament. Look at all these nobodies in the Italian squad, look at the legends they left out, they’ve got no chance. Gazetta will have a War and Peace length fap of how wrong Conte is (despite the fact Italy were unbeaten through qualifying).

The more pertinent question, surely, is who isn’t behind the smears?

There’s always the next game!

Thank you - every ballghazi iteration I have commented that I want the case to reach the Scotus. I’m rooting for that outcome just because.

As a fan of high farce, I never want this to end (Ps. also a Pats fan, but this clusterfuck is sublime and trumps all tribal loyalties.)

That’s not how Goodell rolls.

If they decline to hear the appeal, Brady’s legal team has one shot left: an appeal to the Supreme Court.

That’s not a bad suggestion

Jesus man, be careful there, you don’t want to be liable for all those smashed monitors.

Some faces you want to punch, some you want shoved in a toilet. Trump’s belongs in the toilet, it’s just science.

“Few people have ever been more punchable than Pierzynski”

“Brazil’s president has been suspended after being impeached for stealing funds from state banks.”

Sacrilegiously good

I’ll take your word on that, I’m not an expert on male prostitutes.

I honestly don’t know how you improve on Timber Jockeys.

Bally McBallface

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

superbowl tickets are stupidly expensive.

Should fucking hope so.

No, I get that.