I can’t get my head round a meal which works out at $700 a head.

Another consequence of the Spurs flameout?

To be fair, train wrecks can have camera appeal.

We recently visited Mount Take. Today’s attraction... Mount Weak Tea.

It figures, Boston Canons have been known to get their balls into all sorts of unlikely places.

That’s not a list. That’s a hate crime against mayo.

At the risk of sounding like a pretentious dickhead... it’s goddamned awesome when served to you on tap in Prague.

They probably got drunk on local Czech pilsner, so whatever their punishment, it was definitely worth it.

Skinned I guess I can understand, but why make the boys wear kit that makes them look neutered?

Yep, that’s better.

Nantz: 4th and 1 on the 48 yard line, do the Las Vegas Raiders gamble?

In America, athlete give urine sample for authorities. In Russia, authorities give urine sample for athlete.

What I find most troubling about this is that this is a borderline legal hit. Maybe shouldn’t even have been flagged.

Oh dear. I thought Snopes had dealt with the Emory Trump chalking nonsense.

Your hot ex-girlfriend who you decided to break up with.

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Well indeed - let’s arrive an hour before kick-off for the final game at Upton Park? What a plonker.

Listen guys, you discovered Mount Take - no doubt a fine achievement - but you did not reach peak Take. Big difference.

Hmm... fire Van Gaal, write an 8-figure check, hire Mourinho, spend another 300mm on hot trash, and get bumped by Dinamo Fuckovski from the CL qualifying?

If he were coaching ManU, I’d be very interested. But otherwise, not much.