I said almost never, thanks for validating with a highlight of this season!

Nah. ManU are not that club. You can generally rely on other teams tripping over their own dicks. These guys, they almost never do.

This is a dilemma... On the one hand, ManU can go drown in a toilet. On the other, if they do qualify for the champions league, Van Gaal’s severance will be a financial crime against humanity. Or... they’ll get Van Gaal for at least another year.

Video proof: @Red_Sox have immigrants doing the gardening at Fenway. Sad!

This is scientific fact.

Lemme guess - you pay for this out of your beer allowance?

What do you mean “apparently blind”? All true soccer fans will tell you that refs are blind.

I want to be best friends with this comment.

“aired on ESPN3"

Should I treat everything that says “Made in Canada” the same way?

“But fans are willing to afford second chances to athletes for just about any other crime.”

To be fair to these particular Canadian politicians, they know more about hoops than their fellow native, Ted Cruz.

Actually, weddings are a decent context - especially if one of the people has Scottish roots.

Fuck you on the bag-pipes.

Kasich 2020 is a lock. The GOP elders will be trying to prevent the Trump v Cruz shitshow of 2016, probably by disenfranchising most of their base, so this guy’s going to have a clear run at the White House. At least if the elders have their way.

it’s pretty rare for a coach to jump into the fray of depressingly common shitheadery.

Especially Joe Mama

Hey, I like Hank Azaria! I’m now sad that he vaguely resembles this talking meat puppet.

Actually the man who does that gets a serious run at the presidency. Sad!

Jeez, of all people to be having a ridiculous getoffmylawn fap about “young people and social media”, it had to be a former colleague of Curt Schilling.