The list of donors so far is another highlight... Among the best:

Apparently the match sponsor was VW Diesel.

Also got arrested in Miami last year.

Badly - but how will we notice the difference?

Look on the bright side, Cards fans. You keep this up, and later this year Samer goes down with carpal tunnel syndrome.

Yes

No longer give a fuck about the wingnut kvetching, I only want to know who they will vote for.

“the often catty and suspicious British media loves him.”

Someone referred to a CBS article, and ESPN’s resident shit-eater was fed this:

Not sure what articles you’ve seen, but this here is a good report. Key quote:

This is not uncommon at all. Bookies offer punters a cash-out value, and it’s a punter’s decision if they want to take it.

Bookies HATE it when favorites come through.

I read he placed a bet mid-season, at which point Leicester had come in to a still crazy 50-1.

That’s how unlikely Leicester’s win was. The bookies aren’t dumb, they know what they have to do to make money, and throwing out sucker-bait like this is generally good business.

Blocho Report would be awesome.

Rhode Island Auditor General.

Yeah, ok, rather you than me... Anyway, at least they’ll be fooled by your kinja-nym.

If I’d written “drunk-driving”, would the joke have made sense?

So would I.

I hope he’s good at clearing Twitter brushfires because he’s got a blaze of Cards fury heading his way.