You can take Van Gaal out of Amsterdam, but you can’t take Amsterdam out of Van Gaal.

In America, police fight drink-driving. In Russia, drink-driving fight police.

They drew at home to WBA. Was that not Spursy enough?

Jerrah really wanted to draft Manziel too, so perhaps the front office did well to ignore his latest QB bromance.

Or in other words:

Yup, a win over Everton to seal it. That would be fun

A point at ManU would be quite ok. Another draw or a win against Everton and they get to win the title at home, the trophy presented to them there.

Have any of you read Drew’s new book?

I argued that the more he is paid (i.e. the higher he’s drafted), the more likely he is to settle to put this behind him.

You don’t think he’d rather settle before it went to trial? Just write a check to his asshole step-father to make him go away?

This weekend, when my kids inevitably lie to my face, I will praise them for their maturity.

To avoid a fine/suspension?

What a dickhead. I mean, he’s actually encouraging this sort of behavior.

Second year running this happened to the Giants. Last year, they were locked in on Brandon Scherff - he went to the Skins, they panicked and drafted Ereck Flowers. This year, so maybe they didn’t panic, but it was a another pick that surprised a lot of people.

Pissed off people can do dumb things, but his step-father, if he’s trying to extort $$ from Tunsil, is an utter moron if he engineered this hack. The more rich and famous his step-son is, the the more likely he is to be paid the fuck-off money he’s after.

Is it too far-fetched to imagine that dozens of scouts spent thousands of man-hours fapping over the big question if a mom with a blog and an active and witty twitter account was a RED FLAG?

It’s bring your kid to work day. Why are you here? Do you not have a dad?

He was the first manager Abramovich kicked to the curb. As you say, despite making the CL semis, and finishing second to Arsenal’s invincibles.

That’s a bit harsh. The Greece job was a disaster, but generally he’s managed teams that have fallen a little short, rather than being gigantic piles of shit.

Acceptable collateral damage.