Stop Pretending Albert Burneko is Writing for Deadspin!

Shorter Marriott lawyer: **cough** Paris Hilton **cough** **cough**

St Bernard Tomic is marvelous

I think I might have missed a few others.

Good tennis doggie names: Ruffer Nadal, Roger Terrier, Novak Dogovic, Fido Dognini, Poodle Cuevas, Federico Dogboners

Agree that there’s no single reason at work, but we’ve reached a point where QB is considered so far and away the most important position... and this is one of the knock-on impacts.

I got 0/4. Is my Academy membership in the post?

I imagine that’s what the hotels’ lawyers are arguing.

Missing from the Marriott person’s testimony - if Barrett, before or when he arrived at the hotel, could have asked the front desk to change his room if he wasn’t booked into the one he had asked for.

How WLS illustrated the interest in a current FX series.

LVG is already done. I suspect ManU are repeating the Moyes trick, where they wait for it to become mathematically impossible for ManU to qualify for the Champions League, which then limits any compensation they owe him. But there’s no way he’s back next season.

Some achievement to spend over $300m net since 2013 and still run out of squad.

To spare others the trouble... Shorter Bill James: Trump is a Giant Douche but he makes some good points.

They won’t be satisfied till you support the Red Sox.

Careful Samer, he could be a teenage blogger.

To be fair, it’s not like it never evolved.

Winston’s answer is complete mush sublime legalese.

Yes, one of the teams is from Leeds. But the two players involved are both Strayans.

Oh look, it's one Australian punching another. SUCH A SURPRISE!

In case anyone was wondering - if you give a referee a yellow card, he’ll book you.