Ok, so the Burneko beer-rat poison index looks something like this...

T20 World Cup is happening next month.

YOU ARE SO WRONG. T20 is shorter than a game a baseball - and more exciting too.

Are you thinking a fatal dose?

I guess if you like someone using the same stock answer to anything you ask him, ok then.

Cruz was my answer too. He’s such a unique specimen of Homo Assholus, I’m curious what he’d be like in person.

Boring.

Big debate yesterday in my office - which presidential candidate would you most like to have a beer with?

I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s too late to move the entire Games somewhere else. But moving some of the events elsewhere in the country? That’s surely doable.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d offer some leeway to avoid competitors navigating poop-infested venues.

No-one had a problem with the sailing at the London Olympics happening 100 miles outside the city.

I think with rowing that host cities usually build a brand-new venue, or they have an existing state of the art venue. What’s intriguing here - or not - is that Rio had neither base covered and no-one appears to have cared much.

Well indeed. If you’re gonna get chronic diarrhea, you might as well get it at an iconic landmark!

That’s the point. It is a vast and beautiful country - yet they insist that the sailors must compete in sewage. As if they couldn’t find a single alternative venue apart from this bay in Rio.

Brazil has 4,500 miles of coastline and the world’s largest freshwater river.

Rio Olympics motto:

You’re correct, it notes the budget issues Jindal inherited, and then explains how he succeeded in making them worse.

When it’s Fifa indicting one of their own, the only moral position is to root for injuries.

There's that rule too

You mackem and we fackem.