- “Let’s say you have a regular 9-5 job... [blah blah blah] ... You would not work during the off-season”

No shit, indeed. If people hadn’t been so focused on the anti-Macdonald’s angle of Supersize This, we’d have made a little more headway on this topic by now. It was the increased sugar intake that destroyed his body, not the fact he was living off the world's most famous fast-food.

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Maybe they’re running away from Michael Jackson doing a moonwalk.

"Humpback"

Well indeed - he's become a very rich man since he left politics and went into business.

You be nice to Tokyo Sexwale. He spent 18 years in prison with Mandela.

- “Colin’s our quarterback. No controversies”

- “I think you’re IN LOVE with it, and you’re just a bitter BUTTHURTER angling for clicks!”

Funny story - the Chinese Pres is a huge Man United fan. But the local government critters in Manchester are Man City supporters, so in arranging for the official visit to Manchester, they made sure it all took place at the Man City stadium.

We usually have schweppes tonic... Which I think is perfectly ok?

what the British have traditionally believed is delicious has been a constant and accurate source of ridicule. I put G&T firmly in this category, right alongside warm beer.

This is average kinja

There’s a game missing from the previews.

They were an essential part of my growing up too, so that’s no excuse for either of us. But Kinja is no place to start an argument, so I will try your Campari suggestion and forget your taste is otherwise questionable! Good-day, sir!

I have to ask... how did you do it?

Thanks, I will try that - can we agree though that gin and tonic on its own is ass? Even the obligatory slice of lemon doesn’t do anything.

I have long hated Gin. Gin and tonic - a drink invented by the British colonialists out of necessity, not because it tastes good (which explains a lot) - I have literally no idea why anyone would ever order it.

I think there might be some toy ads in time for Christmas. Just a hunch.

That’s certainly true... the chin-stroke ratio was pretty high this time.