Excellent kinja. But you just had to break your own rule to do it.

- “the teacher shows them the right way to comment”.

Gore made sense for this team. One of Johnson or Dorsett would have been understandable, but it was upgrades across both lines that they most needed. And they basically did jack in the offseason, they tooled around as if the AFC championship game never happened or ballghazi was the only thing worth remembering about…

From the vault... 9/13 NFL experts picked the Colts to make the Superbowl. Two of them picked them to be playing the Eagles.

Correction. Worst QBR is not Bradford, it's Chip Kelly's system.

In my careful scientific research of this matter, soccer players are the worst. I used to like soccer, but I got properly sick and tired of this garbage - world cups tend to be better overall in terms of player conduct, and women’s soccer is light years ahead.

- “being chest-bumped down”

Nope. I was very happy for Roberto, but of course with this being Chelsea, they fired him a few weeks into the next season.

Sure, but learning how to channel aggression is a core tenet of so many sports. How is it soccer players are worse at it, and are 99% more likely to respond to provocation like giant douchecanoes than people in any other sport?

I used to be a Chelsea fan. I lived for 6-months, over 20 years ago, right opposite Stamford Bridge. This was the Ken Bates era, and Chelsea was a fun club to support. It was small but growing, and as the EPL was taking off, it was doing a pretty good job of attracting European stars - Vialli, Gullit, Zola,…

Have soccer players ever thought of ignoring deliberate provocation? Or is there some arcane rule that demands they react like morons?

- “the Dolphins’ $114 million man took a bad situation and made it worse.”

“Pestilent clownfister Donald Trump”

Well done, Deadspin, two rugby posts in 3 days!

Troll tide, amirite?

Today I learned butt-hurt at the next level...

Rubio’s Hispanic, and the son of immigrants. He’s now being held to account for this non-event. Coincidence?

A couple of weeks ago I made my son laugh so hard he peed his pants.

The first rule of the GOP Fight-club: Whine about it on Facebook.

Great story - the best customers are those who most appreciate being there, there’s really no reason to try fake it. A good waiter is going to take care of you.