Like so?

All this is nothing compared to the thought we might be Trump’s favorite team. That suckage would be yuge.

I hope the Patriots give these guys a ceremonial role tomorrow night. Maybe have them sing the anthem.

#totalwinners #trump2016

Not really; if it’s a good story, I’m fine with that. But it’s also a conversation I have precisely squat to contribute to. So it’s not really my favorite topic either.

Same here. I mean, maybe once a year, I remember something vague that perhaps happened in a dream. But a recurring dream? No idea what that is.

- “So I was outside in the dark, by myself, shooting off fireworks after the biggest choke job in Super Bowl history. Then the dog shit diarrhea all over their carpet and I had to clean that up.”

A 6.5 minute dump break? In the iPhone era, that’s nothing.

Yes, you win

this will obviously be headline news in Boston tomorrow

What's difference between Roger Goodell and Kim Davis?

Totally ridiculous script. In reality, goodell’s first reply would be “who should I be suspending and for how long”.

I tend to agree. The whole “go find a negotiated solution” thing was as much a plea as an instruction to the two sides. I don’t think the judge wants any part of his reputation tainted by his trying to insert his own wisdom into the NFL justice-system, he'll let some other schlub take that risk.

I guess some didn't like their logo being clownfaced.

- “God willing, soon it’ll all be over.”

i figured rg3 was supposed to be Jesus, Snyder is obviously God, and now I see skip Bayless was the Holy Spirit.

like most things the MLS tries, even the hooliganism is a lame alternative to the European original

tl;dr

Imagine trying to explain this episode to you grandchildren.

I celebrated Christie’s televised Jerrah mancrush. The world needed to see what sort of a monster was planning to run for the presidency.