Using ALL-CAPS un-ironically?

Yup, I’m assuming that ManU don't do this, to at least retain some transfer value.

Here’s the most puzzling thing about this whole saga - why do Spain and England have different transfer deadlines?

Look, this is the Ed Woodward era. Name one transfer that you’d look at and say, “Mmm, good bit of business there”? Literally every transfer master-minded by Woodward has graded somewhere between #LOLWut and #Epicfail. Maybe selling Di Maria to PSG for 45 million was passable, but those French/Qatari idiots paid the…

- “The past was awful. It was a time of choleric ignoramuses flopping around in their own shit and killing each other for entertainment.”

- “We did not reach settlement … the parties tried quite hard”

At least the gut draws attention away from the racist logo on his jacket

“Stick to sports”

For this particular look? I’d say Giselle

Well duh, Belichick himself isn’t wearing it - the target market is his metrosexual fanboys, you know, Tyler and the Straight Outta Beacon Hill posse.

Let me guess, that's from the Camp Belichick clothing range?

fuck autocorrect, that is all

Damn, this guy is good.

So Ashley Madison was less a sexytime site for cheaters, and more a 419 scam?

“The Modern Man’s Guide to Life presumes that all women are filthy wenches who need to be left in a tent to bleed for one week every month, after which they are to be doused in a chemical shower.”

It can’t be said often enough. If you suffer from depression, ask for help. It’s the biggest and most important step you’ll take for the rest of your life, and you will feel a whole lot better immediately, just by taking it.

All of this might be good advice for you youngs, but at a certain age, the hangover wins. Every technique that helped you in your 20s - tactical barfs, exercise, extended toilet breaks, electrolytes, greasy foods - none of that helps.

“ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER:”

Ok, would muscle gerbil be better? Plus it matches the initials on your uniform.

One minor correction, from a SA supporter who remembers this epic fuck-up like it was yesterday...