So your theory is there were people using their work email addresses to register at Ashley Madison?

What might not suck is that the East has three other teams highly capable of shitting the bed if they haven’t already done so.

But how many of those guys got ruined in pre-season?

When you talk about Seb “shooting the messenger”, there’s a little more to that story...

Twitter will never stop fucking the chicken that crossed the road.

- "I have been robbed of my unearned superiority complex.”

So he’s basically saying, I’ll go into a staring competition with Belichick again, and still blink first.

Call me a heartless bastard, but I don’t feel bad for a guy pulling 50k a week for kicking a soccer ball into an empty net.

When in the southern hemisphere, look for the Southern Cross. That’s roughly due south.

I think I followed what you were saying, I guess my main issue, buried in my own tl:dr wordbarf, is that even if most kids can handle not getting trophies, you’re protecting those that can’t. If it sounds like mushy hippy-dippy bullcrap, it perhaps is, but I go back to the fact we are dealing with 7 year olds.

To your final point - to some kids, it can make a difference. My daughter, aged 7, isn’t a natural athlete. She is the slowest kid on her softball team, can’t throw the ball that far, and some days can’t hit a ball... if awards were handed out for particular abilities, she’d get nothing.

Yup, all of this.

So Roger Goodell has chosen Ballghazi as the hill to die on, and the NFLPA is spotting him a cross.

You know another city now thriving? Hiroshima.

You guys are too modest. Honestly, my favorite tweet ever, in all categories including sport, is this:

Breaking: UNCONFIRMED PITCH-SIDE SIGHTING OF JOSE MOURINHO

The moment of the weekend? Chelski’s trainers go on to attend some injured player and the Citeh supporters bellow out, “You’re being fired in the morning!”

- “And finally: Don’t do this, ever.”

+1 Good hustle

IK Empenada in the same locker-room as Harvin. What could possibly go wrong?