I guess that made Trump bleed out of whatever.

What might not suck: Ex-punters turned Deadspin contributors? I heard this Kluwe guy has better editorial judgment than 90% of the Gawker staff.

Something which statistical model rarely bring out (I apologize if there’s anyone out there who can show otherwise) is how the present game situation can impact a coach’s decisions. Let’s assume you have 4th and 1 at the 50-yard line:

Getting a number 2 permanently on his ass. HOW SEXY

- “Stage 6 of the Tour of Utah”

“The Denver Broncos will try something new this year that, should it go well, will have fans in Denver spending a little less time shaking their damn heads at head coach Gary Kubiak.”

Behold, a new pic to post when kinja is next hit with a case of Epic Butt-hurt.

Fantastic reporting Dave. The conversation you apparently had with him confirms he is completely full of shit. What qualifies as “big game” is defined entirely by what is hunted - lion, leopard, buffalo, rhino, elephant are always considered such, hippo sometimes get included. The length of the hunt however is…

- “But the show encouraged its viewers in the comforting belief that being clever was enough.”

I always said it was a lousey channel.

Washington charged by Goodell for SLED violations.

Is there anything about consent? Thought not

I thought the Colts suspected deflated balls from the regular season game (in November, if I recall)?

The part that gets me is that he is so fucking surprised by her horrified reaction. I mean, I’m not an expert on world leader summits, but I’m guessing unsolicited shoulder massages are not common?

Win

- Never touch a female with whom you have a less than intimate acquaintance in any way differently than you would touch another male.

visible ass-crack?

- “Imagine being the person who had to write all of this!”

How long till goodell charges Brady with perjury as well?

- “so if you have any hate for Deadspin (or Gawker, or Jalopnik, or whatever)“