“Even Nothing Is A Red Flag In The NFL”

shrinkage I’d expect, but what if it falls right off? Can you get freezer-burn? Or if you dribble a little, what then? Piss-icicles sound like a hazard.

I guess Adequateman is the correct venue to ask this question... but when exposed to these temperatures, anyone know what happens to your man-parts?

“hanging over a resume” isn’t particularly elegant shorthand, but the point is at some point the issue will come up and however good a spin you can put on it, it'll be seen as a potential red-flag.

NFL v Brady, in dong-logic:

“The Patriots also released a statement, citing the “laws of science.””

As someone who has had to work on termination cases, depending a little on where you are in your career, they are very rarely worth fighting.

"For Why Your Team Sucks: The Patriots" maybe Deadspin can get a guest contribution from Roger Goodell?

No, you get a fucking clue. When an alpha male is replaced, the new male will either eat the cubs or chase them out the pride. I have no idea what age the current cubs are, but they are very definitely at risk.

It’s one less lion in a country fighting a desperate battle against poachers.

There’s nothing funny about this story. I’ve been to Hwange, having magnificent wildlife is its selling-point - so losing an animal like this, a perfect male lion specimen with strong genes, is an absolutely devastating loss. And that's aside from the shocking way the hunters here behaved.

Bloomington, Minnesota. Fuck. Sorry, anyway to edit my rage-induced error?

This story is the fucking pits. Fuck everyone involved in it.

If the Sepp-Vlad bromance gets any more steamy, Russia's gonna have to repeal all its anti-gay laws.

“23 Things A Nicki Minaj Concert Taught Me About Taking Selfies”

#neverforget #nevergetsold

#neverforget

I told you these Dominicans were stupid. Why doesn’t he play baseball? He could even just sit in the Marlins dug-out. Where was I? Oh yeah, stupid Dominicans. I’ve visited once, they're uneducated pinheads. Just ask Bill Simmons, it's all the same thing.

Or the other way of looking at it is that regardless of where a player plies his trade, he deserves not to be racially abused.

He called it “the experience of a lifetime.”