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What's newsworthy is that (as per usual) the Russian authorities have denied he was racially abused. These assholes have been in denial for years not just that there are racist fans, but that racism even exists in Russia. its beyond a joke

Fuck Russia. John McCain once called it a gas station with nukes. He was nearly correct. It’s a redneck gas station with nukes.

But how does 70 bucks of salary cap get you not 1 single high quality free agent? That’s the fucking puzzler here, not that they probably overpaid for a couple of retreads.

“This is what 70+ million in salary cap room buys you: Christian Ponder, Trent Richardson, Roy Helu, Michael Crabtree, Lee Smith, Rodney Hudson, Dan Williams, Curtis Lofton and Nate Allen.”

Hey, look, we found something New England inflated!

Nothing is worse than a team that truly sucks and isn’t funny in how it sucks.

#neverforget

I'm happy for him, he left the game with an unforgettable mammary.

You get Manningface*10 million with Eli running a Jets offense, and Tom Coughlin literally explodes after he sees his quarterback wearing a headband.

That’s a scorching take on the Mark Sanchez-era Jets. High-fives anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

The Detroit ass-eaters have this covered

Awesome. You're my favorite sports writer in the world, Dude Menagerie.

“the moose-humping failed state to the north”

Why’s it still called dog-food if the bear ate all of it?

“Imagine if your best friend in the whole world sent you a text message in which he unironically inserted a number into his name.”

From the department of weird coincidences, when it comes to the Daily Planet, Bruce Wayne is management and Clark Kent is editorial.

This is a common reaction after reading your team lost to Duke.

So in other words, the concussion settlement will top out at 14% of league revenues generated in one year.

You make it out like this was a pure Sales/Marketing decision. I don’t buy that. The article (unlike the Buzzfeed example) was problematic for more reasons than potential advertiser response - readers were pretty pissed too!