And so I equivocate like Hamlet.

You know who else rounds 3rd and eats it?

So the worst moment of his life is to discover he’s no Leni Reifenstahl? Ok.

As Samir wrote - “As a Patriots fan, I’m an expert in being insufferable.” - I think everyone should know Kyle's attention to detail rivals Donald Trump's attempts at modesty.

The rules of butt-hurt club (and let’s not pretend this is anything other than butt-hurt):

Throatzilla? More like Goatsezilla if you ask me.

I do loads of stuff barefoot - I’ve not really evolved - and it shows.

“The point is that people are looking at your feet”

#Moneyballghazi is going to be the best

My rosé hot take is this. Whoever is making this stuff, and whoever is importing it, is making off like a fucking bandit.

Every authentic curry is followed by stink-face (+ stink-breath, stink-butt and stink-pores).

Welcome to Kinja, Ms. Horn

I have a better question. Is fucking a talking robot:

Duh. He should be using his head.

Sorry, I don't speak derp.

"AFC South Champion" is a sad banner.

This sounds like a fair enough piece on how to be an adequate bank-robber. How about a Wall-Streeter up next to tell us how to really fucking rob the place?

Out-of-towner berates local government for nimbyism.

That's kind of the point. Al-Jazeera does plenty of good journalism, but they are - as you'd expect - pro-Qatari. If any journo-place would be mounting a defense of the 2022 WC, it would be them. But they aren't, as best I can tell.

If only Qatar had a prominent news outlet to give air to these views...