I won’t be satisfied until I can cheers on the shitzus.

If the diving thing doesn’t work out, he could have a career as the new face of Ex-lax.

“These Filipino Divers Gave It Their Best Shots, And Failed Spectacularly”

How does Fifa kill itself?

Why did the FIFA official cross the road?

1945 called - it wants its headline back.

“FIFA was set to push out bidding instructions and a timeline to its member nations later this week”

The handwringing over this shit is so stupid. It’s like the annual kvetch over who didn’t win the Nobel peace prize, or the sports illustrated personality of the year prize, or other unquantifiable awards. There are dozens of potentially deserving winners, everyone with a fucking brain can see that.

Maybe he can pitch underwater. Has anyone considered that?

Yup, mentioned also in the Daily Beast article I linked, and I think it helped form the view Serena holds now.

I use “Fore” and “Fuck” interchangeably when I golf and I once got called out by a member.

“In a three-set match, I think Serena Williams would have a legitimate chance to beat pretty much any male player,”

“Players and NFL personnel may not participate in promotional activities or other appearances at or in connection with events that are held at or sponsored by casinos,”

“it’s all just storytelling”

I love this comment a lot.

In his defense, Jack Warner probably saw the money was from FIFA so assumed it was meant for him.

Where do you think he learned about dick jokes?

“...Tucker Gorman, a buddy of Mr. Huntington’s from their time together at Colby College.”

Have you named your Union yet? Will you take suggestions?

You just filled in the way John Oliver filled in for Jon Stewart.