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Yes! The good men of Congress stayed home to protect their rugged homesteads from invading hordes of frosty beers. Bears...I mean BEARS! Did I say ‘beers’? Damn autocorrect[hiccup] iPhone!

As a stay at home mom who could really use a freaking sick day today and isn't getting one, word.

I really can’t wait for the staged pictures their PR people release. I love a good political photo bullshit.

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

More snow then, please

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Oh god...so much boning...

As a hairstylist, all you really need is someone that can take your face and hair type into account. Anyone can look nice with short hair, but not just ANY short hair style.

It's also cheaper, keeping Apple's trend of making cheaper, older products as low-cost entry points. Apple knows their biggest asset is their customer loyalty. People who buy Macs and Apple products tend to stay with them. So if someone buys a $800 MacBook Air, someday they might spend more to get the better screen.

Honestly I can't understand why anyone has cable anymore. When I had cable it was just 700 channels of reality shows and what seemed like 65 channels of basketball (can you just shoot me in the face instead?).

let em keep doing stuff like this. id love to see netflix, slingbox and hulu crush this antequated system for tv we have now.

that reminds me of this:

hypotenuse allergy

She's clearly allergic to 45-degree angles.

Allergic to crunchy > Allergic to nuts but not ground nuts

Can we please start a girl band. Like now.

I once tagged myself and a friend as the left and right buttocks of someone.

I'm in charge of the family tree for my family. Do you want to know where my Google searches looking for a chart like this one led me about 10 years ago? A website dedicated to people trying to learn in which state it was legal to marry or have sexual relations with their cousins and what degree of cousin was legal

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"