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Yes! The good men of Congress stayed home to protect their rugged homesteads from invading hordes of frosty beers. Bears...I mean BEARS! Did I say ‘beers’? Damn autocorrect[hiccup] iPhone!

As a stay at home mom who could really use a freaking sick day today and isn't getting one, word.

I really can’t wait for the staged pictures their PR people release. I love a good political photo bullshit.

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

More snow then, please

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

As a hairstylist, all you really need is someone that can take your face and hair type into account. Anyone can look nice with short hair, but not just ANY short hair style.

that reminds me of this:

hypotenuse allergy

She's clearly allergic to 45-degree angles.

Allergic to crunchy > Allergic to nuts but not ground nuts

You went in all kinds of crazy directions with that math but you eventually got there—this makes you feel old. I feel you.

Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

I'm in charge of the family tree for my family. Do you want to know where my Google searches looking for a chart like this one led me about 10 years ago? A website dedicated to people trying to learn in which state it was legal to marry or have sexual relations with their cousins and what degree of cousin was legal

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"