Nope. Still confusing.

I got a little satisfaction from seeing him crying. He’s probably thinking that in prison someone’s gonna do to him what he did to those women. Karma is a bitch.

Dude, you gotta chill out.

I don’t get it. Why again is this such a horrible place?

People, get rid of cable altogether! It'll be one of the best decisions you'll make in life, it'll free up your time and your finances will be happy you did!

I see your point but I don't feel sorry for them. If they don't enforce it with harsh punishment, they will keep doing it. And what the hell, his posts man, is that even English?

This is my own idiot customer story starring yours truly as the "The Idiot Customer":

Dear Ashley Feinberg,

This headline is so awful!

I don't even understand what I don't understand.

Welcome to McDonalds, would you like to try our McPuke Rib Diarrhea today?

Good riddance, TS. You won't be missed.

The first and only time I ate KFC fried chicken I had explosive diarrhea for 2 days. RIP digestive system.

This is the same as purposely crashing a car before you buy it just to see how it holds up. It's batshit crazy, just be careful with your phones and stop being arseholes.

He lives by that saying: Do what I say, don't do what I do. :)

Incredible that they kept cool. The shit stains in my pants would have been permanent.

You can buy a 2 kanye t-shirts and have change to go buy a tiny gold leaf to wipe your butt with it. :)

Dear Burps,
I feel your pain.
Tell them "I'm not your Google, bitch!" (or I'm not your "Google Bitch"). Whatever works best. :)