Mission accomplished.

*phht!* I still got that song on regular rotation.

As much as I want to scold Japan for a fad like this, I need to remember that I kinda sorta liked Mambo No. 5 in the 90s.

Did you just all lives matter me

Are you the kind of person who is upset that the PS4 can’t output 60FPS at 4K?

Do you suffer anytime Minecraft dips under 200FPS?

Do you have seizures whenever a game has the audacity to run at 30FPS?

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your game stuttered in a way that requires you to analyze it frame-by-frame…

It’s amazing how you know so much about something that was just shown and no one has touched.

What the fuck are you talking about? I did exactly what you just said and still noticed nothing. You’re nitpicking something that isn’t happening, fucking hell.

Even if it was happening, you had to turn the speed down in order to even notice it. That’s not a problem with the console, that’s a problem with you.

In Zelda, which I’m thinking may just be a very early build given how awkward Link takes that sword(?) out, very weird arm bending going on there.

Otherwise, Skyrim there looked fine and so did the other games shown.

What?

I honestly did not expect Skyrim. Like at all.

Ikr? We’ve all been driven insane.

I understand this concern. Believe me, I don’t take posts about fan games or translations lightly. Particularly with Nintendo. Who I believe are flat out irresponsible and unreasonable with their litigations.

I personally support Red Dead Garlic Bread myself.

when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices

Only a smoker would believe this was a solution where the other members of staff wouldn’t be able to smell the smoke.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Donald Trump could never string together this many unique thoughts into complete sentences.

Sure, but now that we’re all old and have bad backs, it’s a lot harder to sit on the floor 5 feet away from our TVs.

Good. Now all the youngin’s will see how it was like to play with corded controllers. Back in my day...