Although if any of those chains fail they will literally whoop your ass.

That kid’s pride

“We’ve made all kinds of games and they’re great. People love our games. I was talking to some folks earlier and they told me what a great job we’ve done with our games and how they just can’t get enough. So yeah, we’ve got some great things coming, you can be sure of that. And you’ll love ‘em. They’ll be the best.”

I would say that everyone at Valve is a gamer. We love games, and there’s no reason we wouldn’t want to make games.

So do you mean that they.... gotta catch'em all?

they got fish to catch, because they gotta eat!!

I suddenly really wish this game had stage-specific interactions, like Injustice. Because I want nothing more than to grab a Magikarp from outside the ring and slap my opponent across the face with it.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

How was that a surprise? It was in the box art.

I hear Link will be in it.

This sounds like it would be fun:
“You’re defending Bill Cosby. What’s your summation?”
“If you knew I was scouting you, would you sooner cut off your pinkie toe or mine?”
“Why do you think suitcases hate gingers?”
“Ray Lewis definitely did it, right?”

Are we gonna really go so far as to call them ‘grown men’?

I actually disagree with you on that one. Skyward Sword’s motion controls were terrible, forcing you to map analogue motion to in-game motion. The tech was better, objectively, but a wiggle of the controller for a button press is a fairly accurate input that very rarely fails. The problem with Skyward’s inputs isn’t…

The purpose of a LoZ Water Temple is to be hated.

You are correct, but what he’s not realizing is that Steam pricing isn’t a straight up currency conversion in foreign markets. Games in Canadian dollars still end up at “normal” price points. The game is $8.79 for me regular price, even though it should be over a dollar more with the currency conversion today. I…

Huh? The Valve/dev split is percentage based, so it’s basic math. There’d be no difficulty in sorting out the split on $6.66 or any other number.

I looked over into Hong Kong and I saw Ken’s everywhere cheering. We cannot allow Ken into this country without first making sure they get proper background checks.

Goddamn psych majors.