There's no such thing as a "real" chicken nugget, so if you want "real" chicken, the "real" is implied with a "tender" in most cases, although some places use chicken play-doh when they make their "tenders" and some places use real chicken - muscles, veins and skin intact.

It wasn't lost on me today, or when I saw the same thing represented in different setting with different characters dozens of times throughout my childhood.

Wow. In terms of the concept, the character design, the setting and the music, I was transported back to 1994 when that kind of thing would have been cool to me.

Hm. Well I applauded your characterization of each social group as succinct and accessible and I raised my Rabst Blue Ribbon in recognizance. Then I wrapped my scarf around my v-neck, adjusted my red-framed Wayfarers and slipped on my Vans - now fetid from days of wear without bathing - and pedaled off on my fixed…

@se7a7n7:

Chicken Express makes tenders that are supremely awesome and actually made from real chicken parts. They are only about a billion times better than McD's Chicken McNuggets.

I super lol'd at the girl approving the guy about to commit suicide, or experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Haha! Time to troll some people on XBL! (until they shut it down anyway :)

Ryan Reynolds has a huge honking snake huh?

Only to the alarmists on the gamer side; who in the admittedly sheep-minded general populace are you worried about having to impress? If you aren't making money to play games, i.e. the true definition of the term "pro gamer," why would you even want people to primarily associate you with the "culture?"

I lol'd

"Let me just cock the leg out at the optimum angle for attracting gay bashers and bi-curious dudebros at the same time... THERE! Get ready Xbox players, here comes the future of gaming!"

So from the looks of it, we're being set up for another Schumacher-esque camp fest. We can get whats-his-face from Fall Out Boy to fill Robin's new scene-hair and brooding hooded persona. Oh, and look: the Joker was practically drawn with a stereotypical Vato from L.A. already cast for the movie role (the "Jokerrrrrr"…

I'm pretty sure this means the whole "young woman's fantasy literature" cycle is coming to a well-deserved end. There's a hierarchy to how watered-down this stuff gets: It starts with a Hollywood treatment, then come the spinoffs on HBO/Cinemax, then Fox, then WB/UPN, then finally we get the ABC Family drivel after…

You left out the most important part: are we still stuck with the super-fruity avatar pose?

That's a flamethrower? If a biker shot that flaming queef at me while I was driving past him, I would probably smash him into a wall and claim that his little trick startled me so I can't be held responsible for his gruesome death.

Half of two is one, and it does have exactly one ejection seat.

What accent is that? It's too over-the-top and I couldn't take it seriously at all.

Wow, I had no idea this game was about Aaron Ekhart and his awesome zombie slaying chin cleft.

Surprised at the abundance of pro-Xbox comments and the lack of PS proponents picking up the easy trollbait. Seriously guys, I'm disappointed.