THANK YOU JOEL.

Hmmmm... looking at the way the "facts" of this case have presented themselves I'm almost certain that the creature we're looking at here is actually just your ordinary everyday "bullshit." They seem to be extremely common in that specific region of the world.

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Thanks guys, I'll check these out!

Nice. I'd like to see a whole series based on this idea featuring other heroes too.

Wow, where have you been the past couple years?

Google image search for "please learn."

If you TRULY claim to love Austin, and not just because you want to be SEEN/HEARD loving Austin for the "scene," or because they're more "chill" there, or because nobody bothers you for your smelly Tom's and jean cutoffs/deep v tee combo as you pedal your fixie back and forth from bar to bar with a brownbag PBR in…

It's fascinating in the same way a televised beheading is. I'm sure you've heard the term "other half" in reference to the population group you don't belong to relative to your social status; Juggalo culture represents the less than half-a-percent that festers and seethes under the poorer class in the sewers and under…

Nice Triforce bro.

I love Robocop. And I like your name.

Yeah, I had a car stolen out of my driveway and the officer took a report, then laughed when I called about it 2 days later to check the status - it had been closed. BUT the same department made it policy to pay uniformed officers to drive around parking lots issuing tickets to anyone with expired inspection stickers…

I made it to about :25 before I raged and quit. Who keeps giving this asshole money to do this shit?

Yeah, would be more epic if there was actually a direct command behind it instead of the "equip +3 vibroblade, enhance chance of critical hit with teras kasi training, right click on enemy and select 'slash 2,' wait for enemy to die from repeated standing-in-one-spot-hacking, check enemy for loot and find 50 Republic…

Nope, the chupacabra is a cross between overactive imagination and bad tequila.

It's cool, California. You may harass your taxpaying, non-criminal citizens just as long as you're doing what is necessary to keep them safe. Oh wait, what?

Wait, this can't be right. I thought fat people only lived in America?

Oh yeah, this made my day.

As long as it's accompanied by a douchey mustache, deep V shirt, waders and a pair of Tom's shoes I don't care what it's called. I will stay the fuck away.

Great, more cameras to autonomously ticket us and abuse the legal system in the name of revenue!