Whoa, the Nintendo DS can replicate a dog barking? This must be the first time anyone has ever done this. To think, it's only 2010 and we can have devices that play the sound of dogs barking... AND THEY ARE PORTABLE?!

yeah, whoever put these videos together basically is a lazy son of a bitch who was probably overpaid. 5 seconds of trailer footage spliced in with random movie parts maybe totaling 1 second with the most amateur-grade editing software...

Oh, Mahmoud! You know you can't take credit as you are merely a vessel for Allah's great plan.

@CommodoreRake: better be careful, i hear creepy obsessive behavior can be interpreted as a violation of the new Gawker guidelines and you may be warned. lol.

@Lex Steers: Yup, we laughed at making $150 more than what we spent on it (that IS the definition of turning a profit, amirite?), right up until that 360 red ringed, and the next 2 after it as well.

I get the whole "let's make bones stronger and help people with fractures heal better" thing, but do you REALLY want EVERYONE to be able to live longer and recover from injury and illness quicker? The implications on population growth and overcrowding alone are enough to make me happy that we only live so long and we…

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Not really the employer, I meant it in terms of damaged reputation, obvious psychological trauma involved etc... And not necessarily money, either. Everyone needs to know that he was innocent, the real perp should have to make a VERY public apology before he gets carted off to start his sentence.

... No. This is just pure imagination at work having looked at the image for about .6 seconds. As far as the subjects of the picture are concerned, I can assure you their relative attractiveness was not studied and played no part in the commentary I provided.

I didn't read the article but I am guessing from the picture the premise of the movie is something like this:

What happened to the boss? I imagine that even after being released and getting his job back, it's going to be hard for him from now on by his association with this shit. What about retribution for what he already went through?

What if I want a Togorian sidekick like Muuurgh?

This is just terrible. I will be sharing with everyone I can think of so this can spread and die quickly.

Does anyone feel like Tony Scott should take this one?

Saw this and thought of you:

Wow, I actually would have liked this movie despite all of it's flaws if this had been the real opening scene.

Can we get a list of retailers that source their eggs from his company?

Yeah, but I stopped caring about Megadeth right before Cryptic Writings was released. I had the CD anyway but it just wasn't the same. I was sad that a lot of previously good metal bands "softened" their sound to become more appealing to the wider market around that time period.

Konichiwa! Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i…

It's funny you mention alternative music chewing up B&T and spitting them out; one of the most memorable songs in Bogus Journey was, in fact, The Perfect Crime by Faith No More. Also, Primus was IN the fucking movie as one of the battle of the bands contestants. Far as I know, neither band was fading into being…