“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

This is better when you realize that McGregor has become the deranged heel with flawed logic about things, but in real life. Who thinks it’s acceptable to not defend a title for two years?

Buncha hooligans.

A bus is like a land-boat. Natural rivals.

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

If ever there was a perfect time for an E-C-DUB chant...

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

Attack, be shamed into apologizing, nervously time the retraction of your apology to the part of the year when your business is most out of the news so that no one yells at you this time.

“Attack, counter-attack, and never apologize.” —Roger Stone

No, no, no...none of those activities are political, you see.

I mean, he’s going to give back public funding on NRG Stadium and won’t donate to any political candidate and not participate in NFL’s Salute to Service or hold any military appreciation events and will stop playing the national anthem before games, right?

“Staying out of politics” is also now just an unspeakable luxury affordable only by rich white men.

“We need to stay out of politics. That’s been my message.”

I almost certain that Quindarious Gooch was a Key and Peele East-West College Bowl name.

These fucking millennials ruin everything.

The fact that no one has ever named their child Rockem Sockem Roberts pisses me off.

If Delicious Peters doesn’t win, then I know nothing about gambling.

He somehow got less charismatic as the franchise wore on. In the first movie I could totally buy that his gang of meatheads would elect him as their leader in the high stakes world of DVD player theft.

Also he’s not the guy who had dinner with the modern William Randolph Hearst and the Crown Prince responsible for bombing Yemen from the stone age to the pre-stone age and architect of the Sana’a funeral airstrike.

If the Rock/Statham movie is a hit, it’s quite possible F9 never happens and they just start a new franchise starting with the spinoff. And Tyrese will cry.