Biden would pull the world’s shortest rope-a-dope for like, 6 seconds and then throw one punch and it would be over

I’m not sure Trump has ever even had to, like, get winded for any reason.

Remember Trump’s ridiculous theories about exercise and wasting our finite amount of energy. That right there would do him in - he’d be too scared of elevating his heart rate to anything other than adopt the fetal position and hope that Biden loses interest.

If you’re insisting we switch the current administration with the Spurs front office...I’m not sure, but I’m listening.

The Spurs run a tighter ship than the Trump White House.

He’s gone into hiding with Elvis and Tupac and Markelle Fultz’s jump shot.

The White House leaks like a fucking sieve, but what’s wrong with this guy’s leg is impossible to know. Hilarious.

See, I thought about that, and what it comes down to for me is that Jordan could hit a shot against anyone; Hakeem was the only guy to give him trouble. I think one Jordan could find ways to get space and sink shots against one LeBron. But a team of LeBrons who can dish to each other, who can move to double team, who…

I mean, LeBron could get away with playing any position on the court. Jordan could play any guard position, and maybe stretch to a 3. That’s the definition of variety and range

The argument I always default to is that peak Jordan would beat peak LeBron in one on one

I feel like that game is one of those things where, if you watched it happen live, you’ll never forget it. That closing run is imprinted in my memory forever.

I grew up with Jordan, or at least I’m conscious of most everything from ‘91 on, and I don’t really have a second thought in saying LeBron is the best basketball player ever.

id watch the NBA Clone League

Game 5 of the 2007 Eastern Conference Finals against the Pistons was one of the greatest performances (if not the greatest) I have ever seen. He scored the final 25 points for Cleveland in a 2OT game. It seems like ancient history, but those Piston teams were no joke. To think he is still playing like this 11 years…

I’m right there in your age bracket, and grew up in Chicago as a Bulls fan, but LeBron is honestly a once-in-a-lifetime athlete to watch. He’s got way more variety and range to his game than Jordan ever did. The argument I always default to is that peak Jordan would beat peak LeBron in one on one, but if you were to…

I didn’t think much of LeBron in his first Cavs stint...

I didn’t think much of LeBron in his first Cavs stint, and like any good and true American disliked his time on the Heat. But damn if this late-career run as the greatest David since... David ... to the Warrior’s Goliath has not brought me around to really loving to watch the guy play. Especially given that his…

They certainly are clever girls, though.

If only those defenders had longer arms. Ah well, given time they might.