I have no idea what any of this means but I like it!

Scorching hot take alert ⚠

After the game, Lebron said this game was for Lou and I have never been more impressed with someone owning their love for “Mambo No. 5"

Been saying this all year, but ... I will stop being afraid of the Cavs only when they are eliminated from the playoffs. I don’t care where they’re seeded. They have the best player on Earth, and he knows how to ramp it up for the post-season.

This is why I record myself in the office. Years and years of experience and I just keep getting better. Year 2: shut the door when you sleep. Year 4: they’re all gone by 6 that’s when it’s sAfe for the vodka. Year 12: vodka is ok really anytime as long as your on time. Year 15: board shorts and a super soaker on…

Although truth be told I REALLY wanted Vegeta to win.

At least there’s precedence: Goku and Freeza’s 5 minute fight on Namek lasted at least 45.

The entire series is a bit of an asspull.

Well the current rumor, if you can call it that, is that Goku gets eliminated by Jiren and Frieza and/or 17 beat Jiren. That was the rumor from the upcoming leaked episode titles, although at that time everyone assumed 17 was dead and no one knew what was up with Frieza. I think if anyone other than Goku wins its BS.…

I’m fascinated by your blind hatred of DragonBall. That episode had so many sakugas from world renowned animators that people will be taking about it for years. Even One Punch Man’s brilliant Saitama versus Boros fight was overshadowed.

Mexicans grew up with Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT. It was broadcasted during the prime time in a nation wide-free channel. So it didn’t matter if you had the “means” or not to afford cable, even street food carts that had TVs at the time used to turn their TVs on for when families went out so the…

In the end DBS is still Dragonball. Death means nothing. The Power of Friendship! means everything.

It is, but one of the most annoying asspulls (and one of the things that’s ruining the return of Trunks for me) is the Trunks/Mai thing being crammed down our throats every episode for this saga. They should have just spared us all the cringe and put a new useful saiyan girl around Trunk’s age in that role. There was…

Chances are, Toriyama didn’t even intend to bring him back until penning that exact part of the episode. Just. “You know what’d be cool? If Frieza had a PARTNER.”

No need. Kyle makes money wrestling. “Living the Dream” fund pays $250,000 for a gold medal at the Olympics and $50,000 at the world championships. Plus, overseas there are professional wrestling clubs.

The NCAA heavyweight limit is 285 pounds, and woe to the person who has to wrestle a guy who has to cut to make that weight, like Brock Lesnar or Teddy Riner.

Simply delightful...this is a Pulitzer-deserving piece of work.

Thanks for the periodic reminder that “murder” of crows is the greatest collective noun in the English language.

His usual breakfast. Two eggs up, toast, juice, dead corvid.

Someone get this glorious, soon to be dead spin intern the internet grand prize. Wrap it up.