Darren Rovell tags kids drinking underage on Facebook.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

Darren Rovell once tried to get a grocery clerk fired because she let the guy in front of him checkout with 13 items.

Darren Rovell calls his roommate's boss to inform him that the roommate is not actually sick, he is going out of town a day early.

Darren Rovell masturbates to Internet porn and then reports the website for copyright infringement.

Darren Rovell brings a ruler to strip clubs ensure all other patrons are an appropriate distance from the dancers.

Darren Rovell brings his own whistle to the beach, so he can notify the lifeguards if there's any horseplay.

After he gets done also copying off the same kid.

He sends texts to to the state police that the driver of the car he's a passenger in is speeding.

Rovell is the type of douchebag who sees you copying down homework from a friend and tells the teacher that you cheated.

Yes, please stir that pot. It's been too racism-free here for the past 10 minues.

Did you watch the video?

I'm suggesting that sports rules, especially ones regarding behavior rather than something concrete (like two points for a made shot, three for one behind the arc) are merely guidelines, and should be enforced in a manner that ensures safety and entertainment, and fuck the decorum of it.

I've never understood this reflexive beholding to authority in sports. It treats the NBA's rules with more sanctity than the NBA does (clearly). Rules are in place to protect players, to make sure the game is entertaining, and to protect the perception that everything is "under control," in that order. The massive…

Exactly! Not even one mention of Barrack Hussein Obummer.

–43 yo CPA with wife, 2 kids, a golden retriever and big fan of college basketball

8/10, that signature is beautiful. (A few all-caps words and a mention of "principles" would've put this in 10/10 territory.)

Sooooo... Duke? ND? Gtown? Just curious....

Is this same sentiment expressed on all your chosen social media platforms? Why let this sentiment languish as anonymous musings. Add it to your LinkedIn profile! Take a picture in white sheets for your Instagram! Let all your co-workers know you feel this way via Facebook! Do you have the guts for that?

Induction officiated by Cliven Bundy.