They don't so much bitch as much as they do brag. They aren't playing the victim card or trying to defend marathoning. The people in this bracket are all apologist.

I think "Marathoners" (quotes necessary) would have been a great pick, mostly because the majority of people who have ever run a marathon or half marathon think it is life's crowning achievement. Now, I've done a LOT of running in my life, but it was never for enjoyment.

My brother is a christian conservative, MLS Fan, paleo dieter and cross fitter. Can we just name him the winner?

Pretty sure the people that defend the Redskins name are covered under the Christian or the White Pride types.

I would include them both, but the name defenders definitely earn a better seed.

I've had this argument with every type of person. My favorite is arguing with a 28 year old woman with an Andrew Luck jersey on. 99% of women football fans know nothing about football but they will tell you they do.

I would replace the Redskin's name-change people with those who defend the name. They always claim it's all about these PC-police and invariably leads to them accusing you of being a liberal douche bag. They then claim to know like "10 Indians" who are totally okay with the name. Inevitably they then start going…

People Who Believe Southern Heritage Is an Actual Thing

YEAH RIGHT ENJOY YOUR TECHNICAL SHOWCASE WITH THE OTHER 40 FANS IN ATTENDANCE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE BIG TO DRAW. *cites ratings that somehow proves point*

NO ONLY 5'8" GUYS WHO KNOW 400 SUBMISSIONS AND KICK REALLY HARD CAN.

Lacrosse is where white prep school kids go after they get cut from baseball tryouts.

They're stoned, listening to Tool.

This bracket is filled with white male cis privilege.
—Jezebel commenters

4. Breastfeeding advocates

Lacrosse players are more under-seeded than Louisville. Lacrosse players turn every argument about lacrosse into an argument against baseball.

Men's Rights Activists should be at least a 4-seed.

Off searching for their stolen Bitcoins I imagine.

Many hockey fans are very defensive about the sport and all that, but honestly, before opening this up, I thought "man, crossfit people are going to win". I've never met a crossfitter who hasn't brought up crossfit. One of my prof's in college was the football team's defensive coordinator, strength/conditioning coach,…

...why don't I see Bill Hicks Fans?

"GREAT JOB with the brackets! You got all of them, didn't miss any. Really well done!"