God. The Container Store. The absolute Apex (Nadir) of the Western Capitalist culture system. A store literally full of the kind of matter for you to place all your other matter in. Fuck me.

The thing about Michael’s that has (somewhat) endeared itself to me is that it’s at least simple and unpretentious. Yes, it’s simple and unpretentious to the point of dredging up various existential pangs as you saunter about with your thumb up your ass while your wife spends 45 minutes looking at (and then refusing…

Haha. Right.

Yah, that’s totally what I wrote. You’re totally right.

Like I said....

Dude, I grew up in the nineties. Old fogey idiots were already complaining that parents couldn’t (or wouldn’t) discipline their kids anymore.

That’s bullshit.

Hey! No one asked for facts here. How are we supposed to respond EMOTIONALLY, like real men, when you introduce logic?

Jezebel is a living monument to how extremist assholes are extremist assholes, no matter the cause. Feminism is awesome. Women are subjugated and oppressed in many in this country and various feminist movements bring attention to any number of plights and make positive changes.

He’s not been “accused.” There have been unsubstantiated rumors floating about for years, ever since Gawker first started the damned thing.

Treating a bunch of impotent dorks like they’re viable also doesn’t make them go away. It gives them power that they didn’t have in the first place.

I know I’m in the deep minority here, but outside of the XFL, I always felt the NFL actually put out the worst football product. I always thought the CFL, Arena Football and the Australian Rules league have always been more entertaining. The NFL rules are basically tailormade to make the game as slow and boring as…

Honestly, though, man, most 155 lbers are walking around at about 180-190. Hell, Khabib admitted to getting all the way up to, like, 185 in between fights, I imagine guys like Fergusen and Lee are about 190.

This is a good post, bit you severely underestimate the “walk around” weights of these fighters. /nitpick

They want to fight in the UFC because it used to be the organization with the best fighters in the world, bar none (supposedly. Strikeforce guys, for example, have performed quite well in the octagon, and the UFC guys who have gone to Bellator haven’t exactly set the world on fire), and it still holds some cache in…

They have the best fighters in the world almost by pure circumstance. It’s a necessary evil to dedicate time and resources to obtaining the best fighters. You need a foil to the Conor McGregor’s and (until recently) the Jon Jones’s. That’s what the UFC has come to.

Actually, in theory at least, the human body can build up an unlimited tolerance to opioids. OD’s on opioids happen not because the substance in inherently toxic, but because the user exceeded their tolerance for it.

Oh, wow. Actual nuance. On the internet?

I don’t disagree. But he played 4 seasons in Denver and was really good 2.75 of them. So it wasn’t like he had one good year and sucked. That’s all I’m saying.

Nah, he had 2.75 absolutely astounding seasons in Denver before just cliff diving into a pile of used port a potties.