Woah woah woah.

American bridges seem to be wandering around just smacking cars off trailers. Infrastructure grade D, indeed. Possibly detention.

Transmission going @ 110K is unimpressive, but good to know Chrysler honored the warranty

“Professional”

Ran when parked.

A casual reminder that we have labels warning people to not ingest bleach. People are dumb

The question is, why isn’t this bridge under constant 24-hour-a-day, 7-days-a-week video surveillance? I would love to be enjoying watching those new cars get smashed up in a decent video right now.

Would in their right mind would subject themselves to 400k miles in a fucking Jeep Liberty?

You read the fine print.

My parent’s bought a Journey with this same deal. They had the transmission replaced, but all in all that thing was a piece. They had said for an additional fee you could add on the Bumper to Bumper portion (maybe MaxCare).

They used to do this with Chevy vans and you could get a Geo metro for free.

That lifetime warranty thing does wonders for those who actually like those Daimler disasters.

I Currently own 4 Chryslers... Why u ask? Because a few ago I sold the Fifth ahaha. Truthfully though through about a collective 520k miles I've only had one major repair. Make any Chrysler joke you want some true, some not. But they've never left me stranded even after dropping a lifter and wiping out the cam I still…

He needs to buy a cowboy hat first and make sure he gets a cheeseburger at McDonald’s afterwards 

The worst I’ve seen sounded the same, but was a scam. It’s done at a chain of St Louis Dealerships. They have a lifetime powertrain warranty on used cars they sell.

FCA didn’t just try to cancel the warranty if you skipped the 5 year checks, they did it even if you got them. Took a bunch of back and forth with the dealership including me pointing out exact dates and such for the 10 year before they acquiesced to repair my truck’s limited slip that disintegrated its clutch packs.

We get one pageview per slide, so this helps us really crank up our metrics, which means more ad sales, which means more money.

Great! Never had to use the warranty, though.

yeah, it was a good deal, but who want’s to drive a Chrysler from the aughts for life? 

So how’s your friend’s Jeep today?