Granny shiftin not double clutching like you should

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Math checks out.

But did David thank the magnetos for their service?

That GT-R better transform or also live in Tron.

Yes.  This is the right question.  And does it absorb laser.  Asking for a friend.

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No turn signal indicators?  That’s too realistic...

Looks tough

But we are still saying no to sweatpants and Crocs, right?

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I bet steel wheels don’t get stolen as much.

My vote is car alarm and video surveillance for the car. The dash cams are cheaper than an insurance deductible. But I would also park where someone else has their CCTV pointed towards your car. Plan C is to use an air tool to get the lugs on so tight they can’t them off.

Username checks out

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What is Jake from Air Traffic Control wearing?

This also works at Taco Bell.

How many more spares do they have?  And is there a warranty on the engine?

People see what they want to see.

Wow!  That car looks good.  That color is really nice.  I wish I could have gotten a blue car, but the dealer said no.  Wagon?  Check.  Diesel?  Check.  Clutch pedal?  Check.  Since the color looks so good, we can ignore that it isn’t brown.