Everyone arguing that your comment is sexist, misogynistic, etc is completely void of any ability to soak in the scientifically proven validity of attractiveness and how it plays a part in everything we do. Do some research. Attractive people get lesser criminal sentences, they make more money, they generally just…

I love this response. Sassy.

This can’t get enough stars. Just add a shit ton of cosmetic loot as well for rewards, anything really, and something akin to underground and then we are getting somewhere.

So I am actually trying to figure this out. Is this essentially Bonesy wearing a “yellow” mask of... Bonesy or is this a different dog wearing a Bonesy mask......

Gold Jerry

You know it’s nure, which is good. and a ma in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing.

I want to see this IRL more than Esports now that I have read this. Competitive farmers 3v3 racing tractors, bailing... hay ;), etc. Like the lumberjack games but only better. 

What a great read! I don’t know that I have read many of your articles Morgan but I will indeed be looking out for them now on. Great tempo and love your style. Thanks for sharing!

That Kim Possible.... 

Not enough stars to give. 

The biggest issue is that gaming as a whole has historically been grouped all together and linear arguments get formed that label the entire group. Apropos to that the entire culture gets skewed and ridiculed for issues attributed to much deeper issues than someone being a gamer. I am extremely successful, have a…

Easily one of the funniest bits from that special. 

One of the GREATEST comments I have seen in response to online grammar checks. Well done, well done indeed.

As someone who adores Fallon, sees him do no wrong, and wears rose colored glasses when I watch him - fuck this crying to get out of this situation shit. I mean REALLY?! In Trump’s embryonic response he doesn’t address what should be really said - Jimmy stop peddling and get back to making a funny show. He made a…

What year is the m5?

This. Exactly my thought. Mustang through and through.

They made a statement back then and now it’s the same vanilla statement with small tweaks. Someone needs to shake it up at BMW.

I read through all these comments and the sentiment is disappointing at best. We are all assuming it is Chris - which is fine, but then the leap to say all of this is true is another. If it is true, fuck him, but you all need to lay off the jump to conclusions mat from Tom.

This is way underrated..... the joke not the act ;)

That is hilarious! I thought the EXACT same thing. I had a hard time not reading it in Trump’s voice. Have a star.