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Socialism - Bad. Openly supporting a racist- serial con-artist-sexual predator-blatant election cheater- overage drug addict who’s grooming habits rival that of a fat clown who calls his peers juvenile names and does stand up for hillbillies, A-OK. The shamelessness and lack of originality of these dimwits knows no

If you think depression can be “fixed” you clearly have been misdiagnosed or are very misinformed. Sounds like you’re sad about not having money,(having?) women or a playroom. That’s not depression. That’s unfulfilled desires. Different.

Prediction: We’re fucked. Again. Still. After the Trump catastrophe, the Democrats couldn’t scrounge up a single candidate who could confidently assure the party that they had the firepower to put an end to the current criminal runaway train that is our current administration. No, we’re picking over old, white zombies

I’m hoping this inspires someone to mass produce The Trump Bag. Think of the uses.

The third and most desirable outcome is that enough of his moronic degenerate base start dropping like flies and 401ks are wiped, 2008 style. These are the only 2 factors that might make these idiots rethink their loyalty or, more perfectly, just thin out the Republican voter rolls. Karma is a supreme bitch and I do

True, but they were an anomaly. No one talked that way in real life and a woman who tried to sound like Betty Boop in their everyday was considered to be freakish and not to be taken seriously.

I’m constantly amazed that pathetic Baby Voice can even be a thing in the 21st century. I worked as a voice actor for over a decade and studying voices has always been a thing for me. The interesting thing is that Baby Voice is a relatively new thing; if a woman spoke that way in the 40's or the clueless uber

It was his money and power that enabled him to have a sustained existence of criminal predatory behavior. It also helped that so many people like his wife and industry people looked the other way then feigned shock that he ever treated people that way. I’m looking at you, Robert DeNiro and Meryl Streep.

Georgina Chapman had consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein, got her fashion line funded, pretended she knew nothing about his criminal behavior, and walked away with millions. Annabella Sciorra doesn’t have a career anymore. Who gives a fuck who Chapman is dating? She clearly has no issue banging sexual predators so

My hair dyeing days came to abrupt halt when Jackie O was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma. 

Wendy Williams is a wanker. She’s popular like a trailer fire and that audience of cosmetology school professors is no better, eating up her garbage like it’s their last supper. She condones violence on the regular and moralizes about the behavior of famous people as if she wasn’t at all familiar with an 8 ball and

Misogyny, thirst, and stupidity are the almighty cash cows for the entire network. I’m amazed at the fact that the true reality aspect is as compelling as watching an IV drip. I saw Kelly Cutrone on a podcast today describing her experience with Bravo, and her discomfort after 2 episodes when she realized how

Maybe Rihanna should stick to making music and leave the scamming to JaRule. Just sayin.

Someone went to Mood and said, “Ill take 10 yards of every print in the store” and made a collection that hurts your eyes and is virtually unwearable. The corn rows are the least offensive part of this circus.

Republicans: A special breed.

I knew they were badass the minute they hooked up.

Oh, so they want fair compensation, humane treatment AND brand exposure? Greedy peasants! Next thing you know they’ll all be demanding discounted Botox breaks and free rehab stints!

If I had a dollar compensation for every time I was groped or sexually harassed at a restaurant job (there have been many), I would be as rich as those Spotted Pig litigants. Too bad I turned down a job offer there.

Poor J-Lo. This is what happens when you let a thirsty, retired jock take over your career.

She didn’t fall down a hole, she fell down the goddamned basement stairs. It’s what happens when you are so full of your hideous self that you have no awareness of your surroundings. If I was the manager I would have slammed that trap door behind her and called 911 and report a burglar being held after an attempted