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Sounds more like “less” training when you consider what actual RN’s are tasked with.

You’re just jealous that Cardi doesn’t have to leave the house to get a pap smear!

There’s something about A-Rod that transcends ordinary celebrity thirst. Maybe because JLo sucks all of the moisture out of the room when they’re sharing the frame.

To be fair, Steve Schmidt, John Weaver, and Rick Wilson have been very outspoken in their outrage over Trump and the party for the past three years, often times even more outspoken than some namby Dems we can name. I’m good with anyone with a voice and a platform who oppose the hypocritical crime train known as the new

What does “over got the word” mean?

It’s not a “virginity check”. It’s a slut check. Because Daddy owns her vagina because he pays her living expenses. Nothing Slavemaster about that at all.

And then, upon verifying loss of virginity by tropical fruit, they should be violated by a cactus. For, you know, penance.

That “silent thing that no one wants to talk about” is how the injustices that Gretchen Carlson has been subjected to are barely worth noting compared to the damage and hurt caused by the ignorant right wing tropes she made a living promoting all the years she served the devil as a shit reader on Fox News.

Trying to decide which of those Vanderdumps needs to fire their stylist first. Also, was that dude born with a square head? No full length mirrors in Bravoland? Every inch of that photo is eye torture.

Takes a special kind of father to participate in slave-holder tactics on his own daughter. My only hope is that she is working hard on becoming independent so she doesn’t have to subject herself to parental abuse the rest of her life. Dude is garbage.

Wonder how long they rehearsed the “cover my little weewee” pose before they got it right. They don’t read AND they get $8 haircuts. Women have babies with these fucks. Nothing is right.

Sounds like you enjoyed it if you let someone massage their foot on your tray and rub their sole on your leg for 8 hours. No shame. Some people get off on other people’s feet.

Good luck to Rachel Weisz attempting to portray Elizabeth Taylor following Lindsay Lohan’s iconic, uncanny depiction of Taylor in that stunning Lifetime Network classic. That’s bravery.

Most personalities, especially the disordered type, are not choices. Even if they were, they are difficult to change without a lot of effort and motivation. I’ll take the guy who knows he’s an asshole because at the very least, that’s one large part of the conversation that doesn’t require convincing.

Actually, admitting that his wife wouldn’t shed tears if he was popped is the least narcissistic thing he has ever uttered.

Men who acknowledge the hatred women have for them and their shitty behavior are slightly better than men who think they are beloved and have no faults.

I know Pete Davidson’s publicist pays you handsomely to write about this homely, one-note, but do you get a bonus to write about his pee-pee?

A record exec once told me that declaring that you are “Born Again” amounts to career suicide. RIP Mr. Kardashian.

Um, considering the fact that she let Trump get on top of her, right about now Betsy Devos is looking pretty tasty to her.

No, he stole them by slipping them down the back of his pants. The Trumps don’t pay for anything. If he were to cut himself while pilfering them, he would sue the school for damages. Litigation is their sole business model. That, and “deals” with foreign adversaries. I won’t rest until there is a perp walk featuring