I think you don’t know how being a Kardashian works. Do you think ‘The Real Housewives” are real too?

How many more months of “research” does this miserable dimwit have to execute in order to make her decision? The data’s been available for the last year but, yeah, she’s up to her eyeballs in “research”.

Why is she dressed for a barbeque?

If race isn’t relevant then neither are the claims of abuse. See how that works?

No. A “legend”.

The Malibu Punk Scene is fire.

Oh, please. This crew of Hee Haws choose to air their rift in public on the daily. That’s hardly “tasteful”. Britney is going to go back to making multi-millions shortly and will cultivate new generations of fans and will be courted by every media outlet imaginable. In the meantime, mentally ill regulars continue to…

Women referred to as “ladies”?

I’m way more interested in the Oompa Loompa woman and Croc guy walking with them. Bennifer looks sad and embarrassed by them, like “they’re not with us. They’re making us sad.”

That onesie should indicate that Jamie Lynn is not on the take. She has her very own Walmart account, thank you.

Never a good look when you have to drag a Disney product for your irrelevance.

In the doc they interview a victim of medical malpractice who was stiffed by the Girardi’s on a $150k settlement. Wannabe White Beyonce spends that much on weaves every 3 months. Pay her the goddamn money, vulgar grifter!

Oof. Made in Manilla, sold on Wish.

That dress is a goddamn mess. I’m sure the royals hated her so much they designed it themselves and had it constructed using the Queen’s musty-ass bed sheets. Truly hateful.

Someday in the very near future I predict the spin-off: The Real Gay Minstrels of Planet Housewives.

Just cause?

“Real Housewives” would definitely NOT be the appropriate platform for Ms. Weisselberg. A “Mob Wives” reboot would be way more appropriate and substantive.

Party over murdered loved one. Nice.

Caitlyn is a cookie cutter MAGA bro wanker. She has no interest in governing anything but her bullshit “brand” and milking whatever time she gets in the limelight through this grift. She Trump with a pricey weave. Vile hag.

Something tells me Jennifer doesn’t value “alone time” the way most healthy adults might. I wouldn’t be surprised if she poops with the door open.